In a surprising poll last week, liberals turned out to vote for Genghis Khan for his progressive tax policies over Ron Paul, if Barack Obama hypothetically wasn’t in the race. Despite the numerous arguments heard before the voting began over how Khan didn’t actually care about the poor, and that he was actually a war-mongerer, the left still voted 67% for Genghis Khan over Ron Paul.
“Ron Paul is a crazy anarchist, even though I do like that he would legalize pot and end the wars. But he needs to wake up to the fact that unregulated capitalism always breeds monopolies and without Khan, most of the poor in his empire would’ve been starving” said an anonymous voter. “Plus he doesn’t care about the environment.”
When it was pointed out that Khan did nothing to protect the environment either, even razed many lands he conquered, the voter pointed out that Ron Paul was also a racist, and that Khan was open to everyone in his empire.